hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact

let’s begin the feast (✿)

Even though this post threatens my existence, I found it pretty funny.

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS:

bleeznuggets:

It’s TMI Tuesday, everyone! 

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Also submissions, because those are fun too