April 2013
March 2013
my dad just said “what if My Chemical Romance comes back as My Chemical Steady Relationship and just does parodies their old songs and it will be like ‘The White Parade’ or ‘I’m Perfectly Fine.’”
MY DAD IS A FUCKING NIGHT BLOGGER. SOMEONE HELP ME.
finding a typo in a book you’re reading
finding a typo in an overpriced textbook written by a faculty member
smelling a smelly smell that smells smelly
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
Fuck Yeah Crossfit: You CAN do it →
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If you get holes punched in your body, blood will come out. On rare occasions, the contents of your intestines may come out, too, but do not worry about that because someone will clean it up, but most of the time blood is going to come out.
How much? Well, your body holds approximately one and…
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
